orchestratedinspiration:

emilygoss:

keatonpickles:

two bluecoats falling in love and naming their first daughter “autumn”

two people from Regiment falling in love and naming their daughter “Elsa”

two cadets fall in love and naming their first daughter George Hopkins

That’s been done already ^ lol

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wordsurfingwizard:

11 and half minutes is finite.
No matter what you’re afraid of. Falling down. Running out of energy and instantly collapsing in a coma. Legs turning to dust. Failing to do something well. Every runthrough will end in no more than 11 and a half minutes. All comes to pass.

(Source: surfingtheflowersong.wordpress.com)

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legains:

If you had sex today I hate you.

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songvillay:

You know what’s pretty funny?

"GTAV Beep Song"

EL SONIDITO!!!!!! 😂😂😂👍

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tanakumi:

defjon:

mitsukehh:

grindingthegears:

For people who ask me, “Why is there a guy telling the driver where to go?” when I’m watching rallying…
This.
This is why pace notes exist.
This is why Sterling Moss and Dennis Jenkinson invented them in 1955.

This kid was driving his father’s E46 and obviously does not know how to drive the car. He was going too fast on a road I bet he barely knew.


Fuck… Who goes all out on a road you don’t know.

Elevation changes can be deceiving as fuck!

tanakumi:

defjon:

mitsukehh:

grindingthegears:

For people who ask me, “Why is there a guy telling the driver where to go?” when I’m watching rallying…

This.

This is why pace notes exist.

This is why Sterling Moss and Dennis Jenkinson invented them in 1955.

This kid was driving his father’s E46 and obviously does not know how to drive the car. He was going too fast on a road I bet he barely knew.

Fuck… Who goes all out on a road you don’t know.

Elevation changes can be deceiving as fuck!

(Source: jupiter2)

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bookiesbooty:

theonlyjarose:

If u got thick thighs I got heart eyes

Hello that’s me

Then I got them heart eyes 😍 lol

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theonlyjarose:

If u got thick thighs I got heart eyes

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nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

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Anonymous said: is that why you went back to amber?

I’m not with her and I’m not getting back with her. I can’t be chill with someone from the past or what?

Anonymous said: can you tell us the complicated story? you made it seem like she was the one and then it was over so fast

DafuqUCareBruhh??? Lol

Anonymous said: what happened to your girlfriend?

Complicated story. But I’m still single 😉👉

Anonymous said: are you back with amber?

Nope just made up and we’re homies now.

bubblyamby:

🙈 
oops 

breakfast today was pretty chill 😎

WhaaaaDaaaFuqDisBeBruhhh???? #TeamJackOffTillYouPassOut2K14

bubblyamby:

🙈
oops

breakfast today was pretty chill 😎

WhaaaaDaaaFuqDisBeBruhhh????


#TeamJackOffTillYouPassOut2K14

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