Just as the moon starts turning really red does this wall of fog come out of nowhere. Thanks, asshole.
"I should be decking someone’s block, or hey maybe boring and honing someone’s block? Polishing someone’s crank, porting and polishing someone’s head, probably a resurfacing while I’m at it? I don’t know…But no I’m stuck here at the entrance of my retail job greeting people and being the bitch to loser customers and managers."
I can imagine some golden apple shit going down at Domino’s that night, all the delivery boys arguing about who that’s supposed to be referring to and a huge fight breaking out.
That’s even better cause then you get a ruffed up cute delivery boy who you know is worthy and fought his way to deliver your pizza and prove himself a man
now that is how i want the porno to start